C#      D#      Fm      G#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 OOO|    |||O    O|O|    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    |OO|    |||O    |O|O   
 |||O    ||||    ||||    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[Intro]
C# G# D# Fm
C# G# D# D#


[Verse]
G#                           Fm
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
G#                            Fm
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
C#                        G#
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      D#
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
G#                           Fm
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
G#                                   Fm
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
C#                        G#
This molded silicone has got me begging please
D#
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               C#            G#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
D#                 Fm
Send your asshole into shock
         C#             G#
You need horse cock of course-cock
D#
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
G#                         Fm
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
G#                        Fm
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
C#                           G#
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
D#
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          C#          G#
As I take more cock, horse cock
D#                 Fm
Shut the door and turn the lock
   C#           G#
Is your cock a horse cock?
D#
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               C#            G#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
D#             Fm
Rub my dick inside a sock
C#               G#
Don't stop now, horse cock
D#
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          C#           G#
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
D# Fm
(scatting)
C#           G#
Horse cock, horse cock
D# D#
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)